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Facebook Makes People Dumb

Posted by James on November 13, 2007 at 6:00 p.m. in Technology
“I just can’t be a college student without Facebook”

In a shocking case of utter stupidity, some moron who got his account suspended at Facebook, sent an e-mail to TechCrunch begging for help in getting his account reinstated, uttering the most mind-numbingly dumb statement I've heard in some time: “I just can’t be a college student without Facebook.” Seriously? What exactly as a college student does Facebook provide? The ability to procrastinate? I'm pretty sure I've been able to do that handily without Facebook for quite some time. If you're unable to form a social network without Facebook's help, you're clearly not smart enough to be in college.


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  • Oh, come on, it's all harmless fun.

    Or is it?

    Posted by Ben on November 13, 2007 at 10:07 p.m.
  • If you're unable to form a social network without Facebook's help, you're clearly not smart enough to be in college.

    Yeah, seriously. Just use MySpace.

    Posted by Dan on November 14, 2007 at 8:26 a.m.
    • Yeah, when was the last time you got a free $500 Macy's card from Facebook?

      Posted by: Better Dan on November 14, 2007 at 12:08 p.m.

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